today is not your day to be lazy. knock on that door before you enter it.
it wouldn’t of been that bad if it had been a male only bathroom. what’s the worst i could’ve seen? a dude standing, with his back facing towards me? but i’m never this lucky (or unlucky. i haven’t decided just yet)…
Make sure you knock on that door no matter how tired you are. i know it’s the beginning of your lunch break and you just wanna shut your brain off, but trust me on this one. you could just open the door and hear a high pitched, polite “Sorry”. you may be confused at first. who could that voice be coming from and why are they apologetic?
then you turn left
and someone could be sitting down
they could be of the opposite gender
their pants could be around their ankles
and their underwear…
and then it registers in your head. you quickly step back, shouting back “Sorry!” and she mirrors you. noticing that the door slowly shuts itself, you step forward and close it yourself, making sure you don’t turn your head at all
you’ll walk straight out of the building, hoping no one sees the embarrassed expression on your face and hope that you’ll never see that person again. but you’ve seen that person before. you’ll probably see them again. they might not remember this moment, but you’ll never forget it
and it’s gonna be awkward
always knock on that door. and if you enter while it happens to be empty, lock that door. barricade the crap out of it (no pun intended)
- emaciated posted this